
Aladdin:the Uncle Strikes Back
✨ Aladdin: The Uncle Strikes Back is a laugh-out-loud pantomime packed with mischief, magic, and modern sparkle. Featuring a larger-than-life Widow Twankey, a hero worth cheering, a villain worth booing, and a genie who never stops talking, this fresh twist on the classic tale brings in flamboyant beauticians, roller-skating Cupids, and even a certain intergalactic baddie. Flexible, funny, and full of audience participation, it’s a script that gives every cast member their moment to shine – and guarantees a hit with audiences of all ages.
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🎠Why this script stands out:
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Packed with comedy – slapstick, wordplay, outrageous characters, and plenty of “oh yes it is!” moments.
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A Dame to die for – Widow Twankey is written with big laughs, bigger bloomers, and a bucketload of audience banter.
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Family-friendly fun with modern sparkle – roller-skating Cupids, a glam beautician, a clairvoyant with a flying carpet, and even a parody villain, Barf Fader.
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Big roles for all ages and abilities – from the heroic leads to scene-stealing cameos (like the Old Lady, the Guard, or even the less than friendly dog!), there’s stage time for everyone.
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Flexible staging – written with simple scene transitions and adaptable set pieces so it works just as well in community halls as on professional stages.
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Songs & spectacle built-in – moments designed for musical numbers, dance routines, and audience participation.
ENTER ALADDIN AND CLAIRE VOYANT, STAGE RIGHT.
CLAIRE CARRIES A CRYSTAL BALL HIDDEN UNDER A SILK SCARF.
ALADDIN: Mother, Mother! I think I’ve found a way of finding out where the palace is.
TWANKEY: Oh yes.
ALADDIN: Yes, this fortune-teller can help us. I've promised her our laundry if we don't come back with a fortune.
TWANKEY: Ooh, this is all very exciting! What's your name?
CLAIRE: Claire Voyant. Now, are you ready to begin? Gather around.
CLAIRE UNVEILS THE CRYSTAL BALL AND PLACES IT ON THE FLOOR, CENTRE STAGE. THE OTHERS FORM A HALF CIRCLE AROUND HER.
All hold hands and look deeply into the crystal ball. I see, I see, (WRIGGLES) ooh, errr, agh, ooh!
ALADDIN: What is it? Is it something awful?
CLAIRE: No, it's these new knickers I'm wearing. They’re too tight. Now, the mist is clearing. I see a rabbit.
TWANKEY: A rabbit?
CLAIRE: Oh no, it’s a hair. (PICKS A HAIR FROM THE CRYSTAL BALL) I see a man. An evil looking man!
TWANKEY: Abanazar!
CLAIRE: I see a beautiful girl.
ALADDIN: Princess Jasmine!
CLAIRE: And the hideous face of death!
MUSTAFA: That'll be the Sultana.
CLAIRE: I see sand... and an oasis... and a palace!
ALL: Where, where?
CLAIRE: In there. (POINTING TO THE CRYSTAL BALL)
MUSTAFA: No! Where is the palace?
CLAIRE: Ah, let me look deeper. I see a dog... I see a signpost... I see the sign... and it says...
ALL: Yes? Yes?
CLAIRE: Just a moment, the dog is cocking its leg. Ah, now I see. The palace is exactly 500 KM north- west of here.
ALADDIN: Then let's get going!
MUSTAFA: That's a lot of desert to cross. We'll need transport.
CLAIRE: Funny you should say that as I just happen to be a second-hand flying carpet dealer too.
TWANKEY: Can we have one from you on account?
CLAIRE: On account?
TWANKEY: On account of us having no money.
CLAIRE: Oh alright. Just one moment while I call my office. (TAKES OUT MOBILE PHONE) Hello, Ali? What carpets have we got that won't sell? (SHE LISTENS THEN SPEAKS TO TWANKEY) You can choose from a Lada, an Allegro or a Marina.
TWANKEY: (SHE TURNS TO MUSTAFA AND ALADDIN) What do you two think?
MUSTAFA: Well, they all sound like excellent models.
ALADDIN: Let's go for the Lada. It sounds very dependable and stylish.
CLAIRE: (INTO THE MOBILE) Send the Lada, Ali. (TO MUSTAFA & CO.) The carpet will be here shortly. Well, I'll be off. It has been a pleasure doing you, I mean doing business with you.
CLAIRE EXITS STAGE RIGHT. WISHY WASHY ENTERS FROM LAUNDRY
WISHY: Hello everybody. What's going on?
ALADDIN: Wishy, you’re just in time. Go and wait over there, (POINTS TO STAGE LEFT) and get ready to catch a flying carpet. It'll be arriving soon.
WISHY: A flying carpet! Oh great! I always wanted to have a go on one of those.
WISHY STAND STAGE LEFT WAITING A FEW MOMENTS THEN HE TURNS TO THE OTHERS.
Are you sure it's coming this way? I can't see...
SFX: CARPET
THROWN ON FROM STAGE LEFT WING AND LANDS ON WISHY.
ALADDIN PICKS UP THE CARPET.
MUSTAFA: I think we'd better go and prepare for takeoff.
ALADDIN: You're right. There's not a moment to lose!
TWANKEY: Come on!
EXIT MUSIC.
ALL EXIT STAGE RIGHT
CURTAIN